Angry Status

• Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced and worthless.
• For every minute you are angry. You lose sixty seconds of happiness. Think about It…
• Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.
• Anger is a great force. If you control it, it can be transmuted into a power which can move the whole world.
• Anger always comes from frustrated expectations.
• Two things a man should never be angry at…What he can help… and what he cannot help.
• Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
• An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.
• Angry? Take a deep breath before you speak, because your mouth acts quicker than your brain.
• Anger is not bad. Anger can be a very positive thing, the thing that moves us beyond the acceptance of evil.
• For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
• When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.
• Never regret something that once made you smile.
• There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.
• My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
• You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger.. Thank You!!
• It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.
• Definition of EX: Thanks for the experience. Our time has expired. Now exit my life.
• There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.
• Tired of waking up everyday and putting on a stupid fake smile and lying to the world.

Anniversary Status

• Anniversary is repetition of promises made with each other, love gets stronger.
• May you both hold your hands together, till your last Breathe of life.. Long Live both.
• In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
• Wishing you a wonderful life together as husband and wife.
• 1 year down and forever to go, Happy Anniversary.
• A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
• Two Keys to a lasting marriage.. Respect and Communication
• From the first time we met I knew we were meant to be together God put us together and that way it will stay Happy Anniversary honey
• I was incomplete without you.. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
• Most successful Happy married life is Defined as.. Yet to be seen!
• Love is just a word until you find the right person to show it to.
• I want to wish an anniversary day to a couple who is beautiful in entire land. May your anniversary enhance your love and understanding.
• May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier.
• May this day of your anniversary make your relation stronger and lovelier. Wish you a happy anniversary.
• Blessings and your teachings in making my life meaningful.Thank you for being my life.
• A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
• For all this time I have been putting this puzzles of my life, then I realized, the last piece is you.
• The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life..
• May your love always go on increasing and remain blessed throughout life.
• Anniversary is the time to celebrate the beauty, the gift, and blessing of enduring of love.

Attitude Status ?

• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
• People say me bad..but trust me I am the worst!
• I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!
• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
• Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
• Silent people have the loudest minds.
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.
• Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
• The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
• Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY.
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
• What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
• Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
• WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
• Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
• Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.
• Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
• Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
• Some people just need a High-Five.. On the face.

Awesome Status

• The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
• I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.
• Eight letters, three words, one regret. I miss you.
• Honesty is the best gift you can give.
• Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
• That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders 😀 😉
• That awesome moment, when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you 😀
• Taking revenge is wrong..very very wrong.. But very very fun.
• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
• Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• That awesome moment, when You say something funny in class and everyone laughs at it n then you sit there like a Legend..
• Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^
• Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
• The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
• If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
• Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! 🙂
• Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Awkward Moment Status

• That awkward moment when you are late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
• Its awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious!
• That awkward moment when you wave to someone and it turns out they were waving to the person behind you. 😛
• That awkward moment when you say the wrong answer aloud in class… Confidently. 😛
• The awkward moment when you reach over grab your cup to drink and just realize you have nothing left and thinking when did I take my last sip. 😛
• That awkward moment when you post an awkward moment status on Facebook and spell awkward wrong. 😛
• That awkward moment when your mom compares you to another kid and yet she has NO idea how much worse they are than you.
• That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like you are talking to yourself..!! 😛
• That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.
• That awkward moment when you see one of your old best friends, but they hate you now.
• That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.
• That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else. 😛
• That awkward moment when someone posts a status saying to like it, and nobody likes it. 😛
• That awkward moment when you fart really loud and look around all obvious to see if anybody is looking.
• The awkward moment when you say look a star, but its really an airplane. 😀
• That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.
• The awkward moment when someone starts a sentence with the awkward moment when its not even awkward.
• That awkward moment when someone you hate says something funny and you try not to laugh. 😛
• That awesome moment when you say something really funny and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss. 😛
• That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password into your user name box. 😛

Beard Status

• I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say because of you, I grew a beard.
• Shave off your beard and wear a dressyou would be a great female impersonator. – Simon Cowell
• Beards grow faster when a man has not had s3x in a while.
• No beard no thanks.
• One can always trust a man with beard.
• Beard madness.
• The beard tells the world that you spend more time.. in Morning Prayer than morning primping.
• Beardsome.
• Man withOut a Beard is like aa Cup of a Tea withOut sugar.
• < Beard lover.
• The international boxing association prohibits amateur boxers from having beards.
• A man who can grow a beard is the kind of man you want to with because a man who has patience to grow a beard has the patience to deal with your shit.
• Beards can protect you from pollen or dust allergies.
• Alexander the great was against beards in his infantry.
• Every beard needs a beauty.
• A full beard looks cool.
• l touch beards on the first date.
• Shave and get a job or beard be a boss.
• My beard is an honour student at the school of badassery.
• When you feel your beard blowing in the wind.

Beautiful Status

• Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another.
• Beauty always promises, but never gives anything.
• Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationship.s
• Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite.
• Beauty always comes with dark thoughts.
• If you are reading this, you are beautiful. Smile & let the world show it 🙂
• Every year of my life I grow more convinced that it is wisest and best to fix our attention on the beautiful and the good, and dwell as little as possible on the evil and the false.
• Being glamorous Is not a crime.
• A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases, it will never pass into nothingness.
• Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
• Beauty is worse than wine, it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.
• Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.
• When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
• Of all that is good, sublimity is supreme. Succeeding is the coming together of all that is beautiful. Furtherance is the agreement of all that is just. Perseverance is the foundation of all actions.
• Beauty is whatever gives joy.
• Beauty is less important than quality.
• Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
• Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time.
• Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing, Then beauty is its own excuse for being.
• Inside beauty matter more then outside beauty.

Best Status

• My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
• Everything is perfect. But only when I am with you.
• Life is like Adidas and Nike, “Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”
• Be a good person in life, but be bad on the bed. 😉
• No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• When people talk behind my back Remember it is a best position to kiss my a**.
• Behind every deleted Whatsapp account there is an untold story !
• Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers :-/
• God is really creative, I mean… just look at me!
• Beautiful face, Beautiful body, Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
• Expect nothing and you will never be dissapointed!
• I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !
• Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
• Jealousy is a terrible disease please get well soon 🙂
• After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
• Love is never fake but lovers are usually fake.
• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
• Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
• I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!

Bike Status

• I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.
• Save some money, go for a ride 🙂
• Families that race together stay together.
• no road is too long when you have good company
• Run the race of life at your own pace.
• Llllllloooollllll.. i saw a donkey on a bike.
• The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car.. a parked car.
• Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
• The sharpest minds often ruin their lives by overthinking the next step, while the dull win the race with eyes closed.
• Save the planet. Ride a bike.
• Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
• Cheating is not an accident guys. Falling off a bike is an accident.
• Two wheels move the soul.
• Life is like a ten speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. That is why only a select few succeed.
• Dirt is for riding. Pavement is just to get you there.
• RACE OF LIFE STATUS
  In the race of life, you need self confidence, courage and faith in your abilities to win the race.
• Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
• Do not compete with anyone in the race of life. Compete with yourself.
• Life is short. So grip it and rip it.
• What a glorious day to just ride!

Birthday Status ?

• May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.
• Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.
• In soft gleaming of stars….may all ur dreams come true, may every star of every night bring love and joy to you happy birthday..
• Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes.
• Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing “Happy Birthday” to you…
• You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together. happy birth day to you.
• Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever..
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
• On your Birthday, all I want to tell you is that you should be regret-free and disease-free! Wishing you a Happy Birthday.
• The sun is shining more brightly today as a way to wish you happy birthday.
• God think the world is beautiful then he born u Happy Birthday!!!
• I hope that 4 every candle on your cake u get a wonderful surprise.. Happy birthday.
• I wish you happy birthday i wish you many more, i wish you peace and happiness….
• “Happy birthday to you” is the most sung song in the world and it has been sung in space as well.
• On your big day you are wished all that you hope for, all that you dream of, all that makes you happy.
• Hope lovely surprises Are coming your way, To make your Birthday A wonderful day!
• May every glowing candle on your cake transform into a wish that will turn into reality.
• Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!May today be filled with laughter and love happy birthday.
• Happy Birthday. Wishing you more glorious and wonderful years on the surface of the earth – or wherever you might be.
• I send to you warm wishes, that your happiness will be as wonderful as the happiness, you have always given me.Wish you happy Birthday.

Boys Status

• a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
• Never underestimate the power of a woman.
• My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
• A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
• The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
• I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
• Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
• Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
• A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare…It all depends on how you treat her!
• Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly…
• Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her @ss 😀
• Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
• I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me 🙂
• Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
• Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p
• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
• If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
• I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T…
• A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
• 3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child believes.To have as many women as his wife suspects .

Brother Status

• Thanks for always being the perfect older brother who is protective without being suffocative, liberal without being careless and watchful without being stifling.
• Even the biggest of boulders, cannot knock shoulder to shoulder.
• There is no better friend then a Brother, and there is no better Brother than you.
• You are Taller than me now.. But still you are little brother for me.
• It was nice growing up with someone like you.. someone to lean on, someone to count on.. someone to tell on.
• Being a big sister is to love your brother, even if he does not want it or love you in return.
• When brothers agree, no fortress is as strong as their common life.
• Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
• Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.
• My brotherz the world best brotherz ever 1 person have.
• If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you.
• Friends come and go, but you my dear Brother, are always there.
• A brother shares childhood memories and grown – up dreams.
• My Brother.. My love & My Life .
• Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a super hero.
• My Brother is the GUIDE of ma LIFE.
• We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
• Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart.
• Brother. I am glad and lucky to have you!! I love you.
• A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart chose for you.

Busy Status

• Focus on being productive instead of busy
• Busy is the New Happy!
• Busy is the New Happy!!
• I am too busy to be organized.
• My household is, in a nice way, very busy.
• I have had a horribly busy day converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
• Nobody is never too busy, If they care, the will make time.
• No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important.
• Fitness is a luxury when you are busy!
• I am too bust to read your Status.
• Hello, My name is Mr. Busy.
• Hello, My name is Mr. Busy
• There is no time to be angry, always be busy with love.
• Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
• Within reasonable limits, a professional player should keep busy at music.
• A charming woman is a busy woman.
• I am too busy to write a Status.
• I am too busy to have a girlfriend.
• Keep calm and busy, busy, busy..
• Being busy and being productive are 2 different things.

Cheat Status

• Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber.
• A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when you get caught!
• History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheaters, and the person who has always been there for you, will always be.
• I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating. – Sophocles
• Before lying to one who trusts you remember one of the difficult things to do is to build trust after it has been broken.
• If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you. – Lyfe Jennings
• Fraud is the daughter of greed.- Jonathan Gash
• Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.
• Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.
• Once a cheater always a cheater, they can never be trusted again.
• Cheaters think everyone cheats. Liars think everyone lies. Keep this in mind.
• You knew damn well what you were doing. You knew damn well who you were breaking.
• Cheating on a good woman is like failing an open book test.
• Anyone can cheat, it takes a real man to be faithful.
• If a man cheats on his woman with you, what makes you think he wont cheat on you with another.
• Behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire. – Paulo Coelho
• Boys are supposed to love & protect their girlfriends, not hurt & betray them.
• Once a cheater, always a repeater. – Melissa Edwards
• A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another.
• Moving on is simple, what you leave behind that makes it difficult.

Childhood Status

• There should be a special TV channel for all those old cancelled cartoons.
• In childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking out. In memories of childhood, we press our nose to the pane, looking in.
• There is no land like the land of your childhood. – Michael Powell
• Memories of childhood were the dreams that stayed with you after you woke.
• I miss those childish days of long ago, when one day was as long as twenty are now. – C.J. Heck
• If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.
• Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
• Childhood is a short season. – Helen Hayes
• It is never too late to have a happy childhood.
• I miss being a little kid with no stress, worries or care in the world.
• To trade a childhood wonder for a plausible explanation – is there a worst trade one makes in life?
• The older I grow the more earnestly I feel that the few joys of childhood are the best that life has to give.
• Childhood is measured out by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows
• Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
• Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool. – Carlos Ruiz Zafón
• In the happiest of our childhood memories, our parents were happy, too. – Robert Brault
• Childhood is the fiery furnace in which we are melted down to essentials and that essential shaped for good.
• If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older. – Tom Stoppard
• Childhood is a promise that is never kept.
• I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted – stay up all night or eat ice cream straight out of the container.

Clever Status

• God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china.
• We should love, Not fall in love…Because everything that falls, gets broken.
• Rules are made to the break!
• You are not to old complete your dream true!
• My first name and your last name, together make sound great!
• You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
• Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
• I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for.
• God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
• Dream is not complete by sleeping!
• If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong!
• My first name and your last name would sound great together.
• Better late than never, but never late is better.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
• There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents.
• if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
• My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
• No one is perfect understanding is important!
• I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!

College Status

• I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
• In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class.
• College life is that part of your life that you are going to relive in your memories till you breathe.
• College campuses were once a hotbed of political activity.
• Life is my college.. May I graduate well, and earn some honors.
• 42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.
• Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything.
• I really want to go to Penn State for college.
• Your college friends know who you are, but your high school friends know why.
• Algebra sure has a way of making a person feel stupid!
• Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
• School for 12 years, college for 4 years… then you work until you die. Great.
• Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.14.
• Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors
• College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
• Things taught in college are not education but the means of education.
• I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
• If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got.
• No College Students or Graduates should be voting for anyone BUT Obama… Romney wants to DOUBLE the interest on student loans
• College is not preparation for life, College is life itself.

Cool Status

• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
• Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
• My life my rules. _|_
• Live, Laugh, Love.
• Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
• There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
• Totally available!! Please disturb me!
• A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
• DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, & ACT SINGLE.
• You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
• There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
• Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
• People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
• I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
• Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.
• Never too busy to be happy. 🙂
• Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
• A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

Crazy Status

• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
• Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
• Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat 🙂
• I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
• I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi 🙂
• If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
• The question I have not been able to answer is “What… does a woman want?”
• Nothing is illegal until you get caught 🙂
• Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.
• Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
• Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
• I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
• I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something 🙂
• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂
• Last seen 1980! 😀
• Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
• Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
• TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂
• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂

Creative Status

• Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.
• I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
• Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.
• The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
• Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?
• The past tense of wink is wunked.
• Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
• Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
• My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
• Just high fived that wall with my face.
• To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..
• Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
• We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
• My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.
• All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.
• Tough times never last, tough people do.
• Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
• How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
• I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

Crush Status

• Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
• If i got a $ for every time i thought and dreamed about you, I would be rich.
• I wonder what goes through your head, when you hear my name.
• whenever i get a text from you i break out into smiles.
• whenever i get a txt from you i break out into smiles (:
• Can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!
• Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it..
• I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• You are my first and last thought of everyday, and everyone in between <3
• If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
• I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
• The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
• You and her might have history, but you and I have CHEMISTRY.
• I look at you..to see you looking at me.. i just blush and look away awkwardly.
• If people suddenly leave me or give up on me without any reasons, its their loss, not mine..
• I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
• Whenever I see you, I think, “You have no idea how much I care about you.
• I wanna be your weakspot.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till my heart stops beating.

Cute Status

• My heart Stops when you look at me.
• whenever i get a text from you i break out into smiles.
• I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking..
• I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• Can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!
• I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
• I look at you…to see you looking at me… i just blush and look away awkwardly…
• You are my first and last thought of everyday, and everyone in between.
• Maybe, just a little.. i could possibly be.. falling for you.
• Sometimes, You make it impossible to breathe.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• You have no idea how fast my heart beats When I see U.
• The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
• Love is gambling, not with money but with your heart. You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back.
• can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!
• I have a hopeless crush on someone i have no chance with.
• Crushes are more beautiful than affairs because there is no responsibility, no worry, no commitment. Just look at your crush and smile like an idiot.
• All I want is for you to tell me your fighting for me till my heart stops beating <3
• Maybe, just a little… i could possibly be… falling for you. <3
• Sometimes, You make it impossible to breathe. 🙂

Dance Status

• Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts, because it is no mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself. Havelock Ellis
• We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once.
• The moment in between what you once were, and who you are now becoming, is where the dance of life really takes place.
• There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
• Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will get angry when the rhythm changes. But life is changing all the time.
• Dancing is the poetry of the foot. -John Dryden
• Let us read and let us dance – two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. -Voltaire
• Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
• Poetry is to prose as dancing is to walking. -John Wain
• There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
• To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful.. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.
• Dance for yourself, if someone understands good. If not then no matter, go right on doing what you love.
• We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive.. and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. -D.H. Lawrence
• There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. -Hedwig (Vicki) Baum
• Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. -Kurt Vonnegut
• Dancing faces you towards Heaven, whichever direction you turn.
• I do not know what the spirit of a philosopher could more wish to be than a good dancer. For the dance is his ideal. -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
• Dance is the hidden language of the soul. -Martha Graham
• While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.

Emotional Status

• One thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.
• A failure is a success only if you learn from the mistakes you did.
• Feelings that come back are feelings that never away.
• You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
• One day you will remember me, one day you will laugh at the memories, one day you will try to find me. But One Day I wont be waiting for what you have to give.
• Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?
• Everyone has someone in their life that keeps them looking forward to another day.
• Though the feeling has not passed sad to say our love did not
• Our life are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we miss.
• Sometimes one hello makes you never want to say goodbye.
• Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
• Her heart finally told her to stop wasting her time.
• Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.
• The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
• Insult and wife are somewhat similar.. They always look good..If it is not yours.
• Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
• Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
• If you want to know your past – look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future – look into your present actions.
• A single lie discovered is enough to create doubt over every truth expressed..
• Every time I see your name come up on my phone, I smile and my heart starts to beat just a little faster.

Exam Status

• If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
• The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
• During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.
• Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
• I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
• My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
• Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
• Although I know trust can get you killed, love can leave you hurt, and being real can result in hatred, I still aim for all three.
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂
• Every burned book enlightens the world.
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.
• Exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_-
• Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.
• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
• You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring!
• What is the main reason for failure? .. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
• Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Facebook Status

• People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute 🙂
• I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.
• On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. 😀
• Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?
• I was content with my life till people started sharing pictures of their vacations, cars and parties on Facebook!
• Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story
• I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
• Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that…. i:e Facebook xD
• “Unfriend” on Facebook… Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti”.
• You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
• One spelling mistake in your update and there you find illegitimate sons and daughters of englishmen to correct it. 😀 😛
• Facebook Saves Life..!! A depressed college Student went to Railway Track for Suicide…. Train was Coming Closer and He Suddenly came out of the track and Said… “Oh Shitt !! Forgot to Update status In Facebook that Im Gonna Die” 😀
• I guess actions Speak Everything….. Not a Facebook Status!!!
• How Stories Will Begin In The Future “Once Upon A Timeline…” 😀
• Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce :p 😀
• People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to “.JPEG”
• Dear Facebook… Everytime I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” Is she your sister..??? :p
• Send me game request and Win Free “Unfriend” .. 😛
• The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
• Life is like Facebook – People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.

Family Status

• Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful.
• Spend time with those you love. One of these days you will say either, I wish I had or I am glad, I did.
• The love in our family grows strong and deep, leaving special moments to treasure and keep.
• Our family is a circle of strength, founded on faith, joined in love, kept by god.
• You need to make time for your family no matter what happens in your life.
• Best-friend, girl-friend, boyfriend. They all have an end. Except Family.
• Together we make a family.
• Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
• Family makes this house a home.
• Small acts of kindness and priceless.
• Never sacrifice these three things: your family, your heart and your dignity.
• Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
• Blood makes you related, love makes you family.
• I think the family is the place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.
• No family is perfect we argue, we fight. We even stop Talking to each other at times but in the end, family is family. The love will always be there.
• I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again. I miss you my sister a lot.
• A man should never neglect his family for business.
• It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.
• We must take care of our families wherever we find them.
• At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart but not in your life.

Flirt Status

• Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
• If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
• I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.
• I need you like a heart needs a beat.
• How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..
• Everytime I look into your eyes I see my paradise.
• Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
• You are the like of my like.
• Stolen kisses are always sweetest..
• If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
• I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
• Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.
• 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
• If I know what love is, it is because of you.
• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
• You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
• You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

Food Status

• You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
• Dear Vegetarians, If you love animals so much, then why do you keep eating all their food?
• I need pumpkin flavored EVERYTHING.
• I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
• The first sip of a hot beverage is always the scariest sip.
• My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• Eating an orange before working out not only keeps you hydrated but also keeps your muscles from getting sore
• Dear Fridge, I will be back in 35 minutes, please go shopping. Sincerely, Hungry as hell!
• Arizona 99 cent drinks are the shit. Period.
• Accomplishing things before the microwave hits 00:00.
• Alcohol – Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
• Men: Uses love to get s3x. Women: Uses s3x to get love. Me: Uses coupons to get pizza.
• I want a hot body but I also want hot wings.
• I eat so much.. I make fat kids look skinny!
• Poor alcohol, it gets blamed for everything.
• Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald�s doesn�t serve breakfast after 10:30.
• I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
• My diabetic friend died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him “sweet dreams.”
• Everything sucks .. .. .. .. .. except FOOD !!!! ¯\_(?)_/¯

Friends Status

• A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
• A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
• The best mirror is an old friend.
• Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
• Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
• My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
• It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friends hip will ever appreciate and be there forever.
• Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
• I have learnt that once a friends hip is broken.. it never gets normal again!
• Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
• Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
• Once best friends now strangers with memories.
• Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.
• Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
• Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.
• Good Thinks come to those who wait.
• A beautiful friends hip can change people.
• Friends tell you not to hit the girl you have wanted to for ages. best friends stand there and watch you kick the shit out of their shouting go on girl….
• That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
• Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.

Funny Status ?

• Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
• If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
• GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
• Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
• Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
• Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
• The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂
• Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
• Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
• The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂
• Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
• Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
• Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
• I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂
• My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
• My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
• Last seen 1980! 😀
• I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I am drinking something 🙂
• God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

Girls & Boys Status

• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
• Girls Theory “Listen Half, Understand Quarter, Think Zero & React DOUBLE”
• Love is when you fall asleep in his arms and wake up in his dreams.
• I Like to study.. arithmetic, NO.. world history, NO.. chemistry, NO.. GIRLS, YES!
• A GIRL is the most beautiful part of Gods creation.
• I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off.
• Boys are like busses, you wait for one for ages, then suddenly 3 come at the same time.
• Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
• A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
• This girl makes me crazy. Her lips are soft like a flower, her eyes are deep like sea. And when she smiles, happiness is unleashed all around.
• Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
• If you made your girl say sorry, You did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.
• If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
• 5 Things A Girl Could Not Live Wihout: 1. Make-up 2. Cell phone 3. Her purse 4. The mall 5. Her best friends.
• Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
• If you treat her the same way you treat others, How is she supposed to know that she is special to you?
• Holding a girls hand in public is just another way of saying you are proud to have her.
• Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
• Girls are like internet domain names…… The ones I like are already taken.
• Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In! 😉

God Status

• Divine treat includes holy talks and holy minds.
• Nothing can make us spiritual, we have to grow from inside, our soul is the best teacher.
• Prayers and chanting abolish the toxic elements of life.
• I believe in “The Big Bang Theory” – God said it and BANG, it happened.
• Prayer is putting oneself in the hands of god.
• Be sweet not just eat sweets.
• A good book is the best pilgrimage.
• God returns everything in double.
• Determination is the first step of the ladder of success.
• Faith and hope are the inspiration to move forward into life.
• We should light self knowledge not just lamps.
• Prayer should be gratitude not asking for something.
• God alone cannot change our destiny, we have to act accordingly.
• When we pray to god,god hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives more than we imagine..but in his own time and way.
• The real significance of prayer is to connect god in our spirit and to absorb god himself.
• If we take our problem as challenge then nothing can remove our smile.
• Be an organ donor, give your heart to God.
• Never waste your today for yesterday.
• Suffering and undergoing hardship for the sake others is the sign of a great soul.
• Ultimate solace can be found only in praying God.

Good Morning Status

• No matter how good or bad your life is, Wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. Good Morning
• I have learned that it is not what i have in my life but who I have in my life that counts. Good Morning and Have a good day.
• You are the pulse that throbs in my veins, you are the antidote that frees me of all pains. You are the rhythm of my heartbeat, without you my life would be incomplete. Good morning.
• When you wake up in the morning, kiss your loved one on the forehead and wish them a good day.
• My bed and I have a special relationship. We are perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
• I will say yes to all the good things that come my way…
• Good Morning! Wishing you a day full of love and peace!!
• Did you feel a little warm in the morning? I sent you warm hugs in my thoughts! Good morning and have a wonderful day.
• Just the thought of you brightens up my morning.
• Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
• A morning text does not only mean good morning. It also means, I think about you when I wake up.
• Mission one accomplished.. I woke up.
• Every selfish man, strangely enough, becomes a self slayer
• Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Morning
• Add life to your days not days to your life.
• Good morning everybody! Remember you are beautiful because God never makes mistakes Good Morning!!
• The easiest way to wake up in mornings is coffee in bed.
• Mornings would be better if I woke up next to you. Good Morning
• Bad Attitude is like a flat tyre. You cannot reach anywhere until you change it. Good Morning.
• Every morning the way you take me in your arms that makes my day special. Good Morning 🙂

Good Night Status

• Its night time and the whole world is asleep, but caring hearts are awake thinking about special ones like you. Good Night.
• Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.
• As the day turns into night. Keep your worries out of sight. No matter how tough the world may seem, you still deserve the sweetest dreams and good night.
• Remember to put me in your dreams and make that dream INTENSE. Love you good night.
• My bed is calling my name so I am ready to tuck in the blanket and feel warm. Good night my dear Facebook and stay warm
• Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it? Good Night. See you in dreams world.
• Its time to say Good Night real world, Hello dream world.
• Good night sleep tight i will be dreaming of you with all my might.
• Thank you god for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• You make my day special now please make my night remember able by coming to my dreams. GoodNight
• Stars light stars bright, you are the only star i see tonight, i wish i might be there guarding your dreams tonight, Good night and sweet dreams.
• Touch your heart, close your eyes, make a wish, say good night.
• Time to end a shitty day and start again tomorrow.
• Night has brought to those who sleep, only dreams they can not keep.
• Keep calm and have a goodnight.
• Dear mind please stop thinking so much at night I need to sleep….
• I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed, and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!
• A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seems so great. Good night and sweet dreams.
• Those who snore always fall asleep first .
• I wish I could be there to hold u tight, instead of saying this loving GOOD NIGHT.

Gym Status

• Your workout is my warmup.
• Pain is temporary, pride is forever.
• Gotta squat before I tie the knot.
• Never say the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
• train hard, so they dig deeper than 6 feet into the ground.
• Challenges are what makes life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
• The more you train, the more people there are who are weaker than you
• It is far better to be exhausted from success than to be rested from failure.
• Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.
• Muscles are torn in the gym, fed in the kitchen and built in bed.
• Be proud, but never satisfied.
• Eat clean. Train Mean. Get Lean.
• Good is not enough if better is possible.
• If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail
• You want results, then train like it
• Go hard or go home.
• Second place is just a spot for the first looser.
• Fall down seven times, get up eight.
• I can.. I will.. End of story!
• We all have the same amount of hours in our day. Deciding how to use your hours is up to you.

Happiness Status

• The happiest is the one who brings happiness to the greatest number of people.
• It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure.
• Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
• Happiness depends not on material things but to our view on the things.
• Born to express not to impress.
• Thinks friends are like flowers – and is pretty happy with the beautiful bunch in their life!
• There are some shiny, happy people out there who seriously need to be bitch-slapped back into reality. just sayin.
• Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.
• Everyone can make you smile, but only certain people can make you happy…
• Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative and more happiness.
• For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
• Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.
• I hope you always find a reason to smile.
• Sometimes the things that you are most afraid of are the things that make you tha happiest.
• You like the person if you wish him happiness.
• When you connect to the silence within you, that is when you can make sense of the disturbance going on around you.
• If you ever lose my trust, you probably will never get it back.
• The greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.

Heart Touching Status

• Never Forget who was there for you when no one else was.
• Sometimes your heart needs more time to accept what you mind already knows.
• There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.
• I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends.
• Everyone says to follow your heart, but what if your heart wants something it can never have
• When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
• Be patient and tough, some day this pain will be useful to you.
• Keep this heart with you always as a reminder that I will always love you.
• LOVE, love quotes, heart touching quotes
• Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people
• The past cannot be changed, edited, deleted or forgotten. just accept it and move on.
• I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me.
• Whatever our souls are made of, HIS and Mine are the SAME. – Emily Bronte
• You made me Laugh you made me cry but you killed me when you said goodbye
• BEING IGNORED, worst feeling ever.
• I wish I could ignore you, the way you ignore me.
• A silent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
• My silence is just another word for my PAIN.
• Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.
• There is always someone who cares for you without your knowledge.

Hindi Status ?

• खुशीयाँ तकदीर में होनी चाहिये, तस्वीर मे तो हर कोई मुस्कुराता है।
• गवाह तो कोई नही है मगर मैडम लेकिन.. मेरे दिल की चोरी तो तुमने ही की है।
• अचानक Wi-Fi सिग्नल बंद हो गये… लगता है कि… पडोसी ने बिल नहीं भरा.।
• आप जिस पर आँख बंद करके भरोसा करते हैं, अक्सर वही आप की आँखें खोल जाता है।
• खेलने दो उन्हे जब तक जी न भर जाए उनका, मोहब्बत चार दिन कि थी तो शौक कितने दिन का होगा।
• Tere na hone se kuchh bhi nahi badla,. Bus kal jaha Dil hota tha, Aaj waha dard hota hai..!!
• पसंद है मुझे.. उन लोगों से हारना… जो लोग मेरे हारने की वजह से पहली बार जीते हों।
• लोग कहते है अगर तुम दिल से आँख बंद करोगे तो, जो तुमसे प्यार करता है उसका चेहरा दीखता है… मेने भी ‪Jυѕт тяу‬ किया और ‪‎भीड़‬ लग गयी।
• ज्यादातर लड़को का करियर तो वही खत्म हो जाता है जब आगे के बेंच पर बैठी लड़की पीछे मुड़कर स्माइल के साथ पेन पेंसिल मांग लेती है।
• अरे कितना झुठ बोलते हो तुम खुश हो और कह रहे हो मोहब्बत भी की है।
• Atitude #Status ki zarorat unhe Hai jinka koi #Status nahi.. Hum to khud 1 #Status hain, Jiske #Status ke cHarcHe sabki zaban per Hain
• बात करने से ही बात बनती है..बात ना करने से, बातें बन जाती है।
• हम अपना ‪#‎status‬ दिलो पर ‪#‎update‬ करते है ‪#‎facebook‬ पर नहीं।
• जिस घाव से खून नहीं निकलता, समझ लेना वो ज़ख्म किसी अपने ने ही दिया है।
• वो कहते है कि हमे मोहब्बत है आपसे हमने भी कह दिया जा झूठी प्यार का पंचनामा-2 देखी है हमने।
• मेरी थकान सारी दुनिया, और मेरा सुकून सिर्फ तुम।
• जीवन की एक सच्चाई ये भी है कि हमेशा ट्रैफिक बराबर वाली लेन में तेज़ चलता है।
• अपना भी दीन आयेगा जब वो पगली बोले गी Jaan ɪ am sooʀʏ pʟz ʙack to mʏ ʟɪғe तब मैं बोलूँगा ʙeʙʏ pʏaʀ ɪs ईजी ʙut i am ʙusʏ NAME
• क्या बताऊँ इस दिल का आलम नसीब में लिखा है इंतज़ार करना।
• हम तो पागल हैं शौक़-ए-शायरी के नाम पर ही दिल की बात कह जाते हैं और कई इन्सान गीता पर हाथ रख कर भी सच नहीं कह पाते है।

Home Status

• Live with what you love.
• Where thou art – that – is Home. – Emily Dickinson
• The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
• Every morning I still wake up and the first thing I want to do is to see your face.
• Home is where one starts from. – T. S. Eliot
• Life is painful here on earth, but just remember: Far beyond the Sun U have a home, a Home Sweet Home, where there will be eternal happiness.
• Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bomb diggity.
• May love be the heart of this home.
• I constantly ensure that you are warm and secure in your own home.
• Love begins at home, and it is not how much we do.. but how much love we put in that action. – Mother Teresa
• The best journey takes you home.
• Home is not where you live but where they understand you. – Christian Morgenstern
• Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. – Sarah Ban Breathnach
• The thrill of going home has never changed.
• Peace, like charity, begins at home.
• Home is where our story begins.
• Life is a dream walking death is a going home.
• I long, as does every human being, to be at home wherever I find myself. – Maya Angelou
• I miss my home more than the sun misses the sky at night.
• It is the old, the new, the hand-me-down, the collected, the worn but loved things in your home that make it your own.

Hot Status

• Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
• I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?
• Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
• Worked on Fine Leg.
• A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
• Turn on your hotspot!!
• My data-plan is unlimited.
• Locked at 30 frames.
• Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
• My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• I like it rough.
• Wanna try my handcuuffs?
• Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
• Lets play something Multi-player.
• That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
• If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?
• Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
• Dance in slow motion.

Husband Status

• Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
• All the men in this world should learn a thing or two, about being a perfect husband from you. I love you sweetie.
• There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.
• To the world, you may be one person, but for me you are the world.
• The best part of our marriage is that the look in your flirty eyes still makes me feel like the most beautiful girl alive. I love you.
• I am more in love with you than ever.
• I will never be like her, but I hope you can notice me for me.
• You are like a wonderful kaleidoscope – every time I look into your eyes, I see a beautiful, radiant, magical, perfect and colorful future. I love you.
• Much more than just attraction, lust and passion, our marriage embodies honesty, care and affection. Love you.
• The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours.
• I could easily say that I love you to death, but I really want to live forever to love you eternally.
• And remember, as it was written, to love another person is to see the face of God.
• When I am with you, the only place I want to be is closer.
• To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
• I love you and that will never change, you will always be in my heart now and forever.
• Ever since the day you came into my life, I knew you will be there till the end of time.
• In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
• A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
• Marrying you was the best decision I made in my entire life, thank you my beloved husband for the immense love you have for me. I love you.
• Every single day that I spend being your wife, I realize how lucky I am to live such an amazing life. I love you.

Inspirational Status

• The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.
• Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.
• There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
• There are no mistakes in life, only lessons.
• You never fail until you stop trying.
• Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED !!
• Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long shot.
• Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
• If there are no ups and down in your life It means you are dead.
• That awkward moment between birth and death is life.
• Life Is Never About The People Who Act Sincere In Front Of you.
• Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.
• Every Test In Life Maks Us Bitter Or Better. Every Prblm Comes To Make Us Or Break Us. Choice Is Ours, To Bcome Victim Or Victorious”…
• The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
• Be bold to own your mistakes in Life, accept your faults and improve your personality.
• Life is like Adidas and Nike, “Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”.
• Some people pass through our lives in a shorter time frame than we had hoped to teach us things they never could have taught if they stayed.
• Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it without knowing what will happen next.
• The greatest risk in life is not taking one.
• People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on…

Insult Status

• Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.
• What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important.
• I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
• Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
• If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
• Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
• Life is great, you should get one.
• Your intelligence is my common sense.
• Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
• Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
• If you liked my profile, Raise up ur hands. If not, raise your standard
• Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you.
• Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
• I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.
• It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
• Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
• You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.
• Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?
• You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
• If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Jealous Status

• When guys get jealous it can be kinda cute. When girls get jealous World War III is about to start.
• People like to bring up your past when your present and future look better than theirs.
• A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
• Jealousy is the best compliment you can receive!
• Had a fantastic weekend. Who knew I could snowboard?
• Look at me and look at you. Now tell me, hunnie, who is jealous? Me or you?.
• Jealousy: – a sign of insecurity – a sign of weakness – a sign of obsession
• Finally taking drum lessons!
• Jealousy is the cousin of greed. We seem to focus on what we want and lose sight of what we really need.
• Thanks to all of you who talk bad about me thanks for making me the center of attention.
• Jealousy is a waste of emotions!
• There are no pretty people in the eyes of jealousy.
• On my third cup of coffee. What a night…
• A guy is only insecure about losing his girl when he knows someone else can treat her better.
• I keep my head held high and smile, because there are people who will kill to see me fall.
• Day off, going on an adventure with my girls/guys.
• Jealousy is a terrible disease.. Get well soon!
• Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.
• People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you.
• Jealousy is just a lack of self confidence.

Kids Status

• Do all you can to make your dreams come true.
• There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
• My children may not have everything they want in life, but they have a mom who loves them more than anything in the world.
• The greatest gift I ever had, came from God, I call him DAD.
• Facebook is my escape from Disney Channel and Cartoon Network.
• A mother thinks about her children day and night, even if they are not with her and will love them in a way they will never understand.
• The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.
• I may not be perfect but when. I look at my children. I know that I got something in my life perfectly right.
• How pathetic can you possibly get?
• Children need your presence more than your presents.
• To my children, If I had to choose between loving you and breathing.. I would use my last breath to tell you. I love you.
• Out of all the little kids in the whole world. How did I get the cutest ones?
• A child has a special of adding joy to every day.
• Encourage your kids because you have no idea what they are truly capable of.
• I uploaded some pics of that party last night. I better write a status about how much I love my kids so I look like a good parent.
• Happy is.. seeing yourself in your kids. (The good bits)
• My children are a blessing and they make my life worth living!
• My kids are my life they mean the world to me. I love my kids. I have truly been blessed.
• Respect your parents they pay for your internet.
• Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.

Life Status

• In life, nothing is simple.
• Practice and creativity are the best teachers in the school of life.
• life is a sweet music…. just play it…
• Life is a festival only to the wise.
• LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
• No teacher, professor or anyone else but a hungry stomach, an empty pocket & a Broken Heart can teach the most important lessons of LIFE!
• Love is so strange. Sometimes it becomes reason to live life and sometimes to leave life.
• Life is beautiful if you know where to look…
• Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..
• Life will always try to make things hard, but every time you overcome those obstacles, you becomes stronger.
• Truly kind person does not notice his mercy.
• Through affirmation and negation, we are paving the zigzag path to perfection
• Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
• Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
• To live means to constantly struggle and continually win.
• Life devoted to pleasures without reason and morality, has no value.
• Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
• Hard work is never lost.
• Life is like facebook. People will like your problems and comment, but no one will solve them because everyone else is too busy updating theirs.
• Life is too short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on your head held high and a smile for everyone. (:

Love Status ?

• In love Never say Sorry!
• Our days are happier when we give people bit of our heart rather than piece of our mind.
• I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
• When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
• I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
• Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it
• Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
• Always Love your GB from your Heart not from your mood or Mind.
• Love in Life, Make the life beautiful.
• Fall in love not in line.
• If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want do for them is to be happy.. even if you are not with him.
• Love has no age, no limit and no death.
• I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
• I think love is fearless.
• A true love story nerve ends.
• Life is too short to cry on.
• If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up.
• Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other.

Marriage/Wedding Status

• I was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
• Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity.
• The best time to love with your whole heart is always now, in this moment, because no breath beyond the current is promised.
• Marriage, truth to say is evil, but necessary evil.
• The fact that we see so few successful marriages shows the value and importance of marriage.
• Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
• A wedding is a start of togetherness.. of walks in the rain, basking in the sunshine, shared meals, caring for one another and sensing the love that a marriage carries.
• In a few years priests will say, You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.
• My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
• Those who choose marriage of convenience at least has reasonable excuse.
• May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
• We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.
• Marriage is perfect for lovers and suitable for the saints.
• Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready
• Marriage is a short rest between romances.
• Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives
• True love is spending one day getting married.. and the rest of your life feeling glad you did.
• If You feel hollow, let Me be the one, who fills You up with Love. Let Me free the butterflies within. Just open Your heart, and let Me in.
• My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
• A happy man marries the girl he loves. A happier man loves the girl he marries

Men Status

• Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
• Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
• a man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
• Never underestimate the power of a woman.
• My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate…. Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p
• If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
• Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
• Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly…
• A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare…It all depends on how you treat her!
• I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T…
• The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time!
• When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you.. NO EXCUSES.
• Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her @ss 😀
• Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you
• My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
• A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
• I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
• I Was Born Intelligent But Girlzz Ruined Me 🙂
• When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.

Monday Status

• They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
• Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
• Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
• Monday is the root of all evil.
• I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
• Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
• One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
• I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
• Three of the worst words to hear.. Tomorrow is Monday.
• WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain. 🙁
• Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
• Loves Sundays and being lazy.. Then Monday comes and things get crazy!
• Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
• Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
• I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
• Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

Motivational Status

• Everyone has a will to win but very few have the will to prepare to win.
• Problems are with every one, it is on us to become the victim or overcome the situation and become successful.
• Sorrow is a fruit; God does not allow it to grow on a branch that is too weak to bear it.
• The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
• The journey in between what you once were and who you are now becoming is where the dance of life really takes place.
• At times I wish I could change the past… but sometimes the past changes you.
• People change and things go wrong, but always remember, life goes on…
• Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!
• We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm, and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open.
• The worst mistakes in life are the ones you never learn from.
• Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.
• Half of life is ****ing up – the other half is dealing with it.
• Just hit play and watch my life fall apart.
• Life is Rough so be Tough.
• Life is a matter of change is not a matter of choice.
• The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
• Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
• In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love
• Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back…!!!
• One day your entire life will flash in front of your eyes. Make sure it is worth watching

Music Status

• Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
• Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
• MP3ing it.
• Music is the essence of life.
• Music and sleep are the two most common ways to escape from everything.
• Rocking and rolling.
• Music has carried me away from the computer.
• Music is my best friend.
• Music is the one thing that never betrays me.
• Music makes the world go round.
• Listening to something more interesting than you.
• Without music life would be a mistake.
• Music is good for your soul. So… Rock on!
• Listening to some tunes..
• Play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it.
• No matter how many walls you put around your heart, the music you listen will tell everyone how you really feel.
• Druming on my eardrums.
• All it takes in 1 song to bring back 1000 memories.
• Cranking the music up and blowing my eardrums out.
• Music (n): The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre.

Naughty Status

• Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears! That Is True Love!
• I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That!
• Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
• You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.
• Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that a*ss!
• I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
• What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
• Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉
• Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
• A good date ends with dinner. An awesome date ends with breakfast!
• Can i borrow a KISS? I promise i give it back.
• A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
• How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
• I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
• The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
• Love is just love, it can never explained.
• KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.
• A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

New/Latest Status

• Life is Just a Journey.
• Things r beautiful if u love them.
• Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication
• The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
• God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂
• Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
• World is small and life is short.. Spread smiles and share peace.
• I am the circle, and the circle is me.
• Happiness is when you suggest someone to listen to your favourite song and they also start falling for that song. Yeaaahhh
• We both belong to each other, nature and myself.
• The Most Beautiful Smile Is When You Smile Because You Remembered Someone Special.
• A friendship that can end never really began !
• Dont talk if you dont have any good thing to say
• After all we all are stories in the end.
• Remember, You are unique, but then again so is everyone else in this world.
• Duniya main sirf 2 Chize Mashoor Hai, tere bhai ka Style, aur teri bhabhi ki smile.
• Nobody is too busy, its just a matter of priorities
• Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
• A friend is someone who knows all abt u and accept u as u are.
• My definition of a clean room is a clear path from my door to my bed

Parents Status

• A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
• I believe that Presence of Parents with you makes you the richest person of the world.
• The bond between mothers and their children is one defined by love. As a mothers prayers for her children are unending, so are the wisdom, grace, and strength they provide to their children.
• Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world, since the payment is in pure love..
• Always remember your parents are the only two person in this world, who will never let you down until end of their time. They spend everything behind you only for to see you a successful person.
• We never know the love of our parents for us, till we have become parents.
• Treat your parents with loving care, you will only know their value when you see their empty chair.
• Mother is a beautiful creation, because in this selfish world, she is the only one who always want to see you happy.
• A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.
• There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
• A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
• We never know the love of a parents till we become parents ourselves.
• Anyone can have a child and call themselves a parent. A real parent is someone who puts that child above their own selfish needs and wants.
• It takes some one really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child and someone special to love someone more than herself.
• Always love your mother, cause you never get another.
• F.A.M.I.L.Y is one of the strongest words anyone can say, because the letters of family means Father and Mother I Love You!!
• Parents are the stars that guide you in their love and care. They pains when they are far away. But they are in your thoughts always.
• A mother is she who can take the place of all others,but whose place no one else can take.
• Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
• Mother love is a fuel that enables the human being to do the impossible.

Party Status

• thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
• Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
• I want to be forever young.
• Party.. Like a Rockstar.
• Get Set PARTY!
• I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
• step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
• Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alco-hol
• Party ON!
• No man does right by a woman at a party.
• Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
• Keep Clam and Party ON.
• Work Hard, Party Harder.
• I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
• At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who dont.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
• Live For Today.. Plan For Tomorrow.. Party Tonight!
• Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.
• Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy
• Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
• Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere

Pets/Dog/Cat Status

• A dog has one aim in life.. to bestow his heart.
• The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
• Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
• A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
• Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
• Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.
• Just watching my cats can make me happy.
• A dog lives in the moment and always hopes for the best.
• It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked.
• Time spent with cats is never wasted.
• Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
• The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
• No one in your family will ever be as forgiving of your mistakes as your dog.
• Dogs are my favorite people.
• I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little, they become its visible soul.
• No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
• There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
• The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
• The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Punjabi Status

• Dunyia ch lagda na jee..jind jive jail di salakhan.. #Punjabi-Status
• Samjh Nahi Aundi Wafa Kriye Ta Kis Nal.. Mitti To Bane Lok Kagaj De Tukdeyan Lai Bik Jande Ne..!!
• Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!
• pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c .. HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ..
• KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe .. JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ..
• Raat nu 2 type de lok hi jag de ne, phla pyar karn wala doje jaa kuj life ch karn wala..
• Jo time pass c tere lyi.. oh pyar bann gya mere lyii.. #Punjabi-Status
• Eh Duniya Badi Hi Kutti Ae, Raaj Ohi Karda Jihde Hath Jutti Ae :))
• DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di .. rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da #Punjabi-Status
• Asi kuj v ni chaheya teriya khushiya ton vadh k.. Tainu sathon vadh koi chahunda ae, tan bhul ja jee sadke.
• Payar‬ V Kardi Aa.. Par Menu ‪#‎Dasdi‬ Nai… Mera #‎Status‬ V Like Kardi A.. Par ‎fasdi‬ Nai..
• Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai
• Zindagi main pyaar hona jruri hai.. Paisa to salmaan khan ke pass bhi hai..
• Jado tak mere dil nu.. Tera fikar rahuga.. Ohdo tak Mere status ..ch tera zikar rahuga.
• Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA.. MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA..
• Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.
• Chehra ‪‎khaas‬ ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas‬ ni!.. Munda ‪shikari‬ banda..
• Aukhe Vele Yaar Da.. 4 Dinaa de Pyaar Da.. Pata Lagg hi Janda hai!
• Sukh Wele ‪‎Photo‬, Dukh Wele ‎Status‬, Har Wele ‪‎OnLine‬!! 😀
• Yaari udo lavi jad nibhauni aa jave… Majburi da sahara lai k shad jana wafada nahi hundi

Rain Status ?

• Anyone who thinks that the Sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the RAIN.
• life is a storm either you get a umbrella or learn to dance in the rain.
• Rainy days are perfect for cuddling up with a warm blanket, my laptop, a good book, the remote and a nice cup of something warm!
• If I could do anything, it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year.
• My life is a storm, can you dance in the rain with me?
• If you want to see a rainbow, you must go through the rain. If you want to see true love, you must go through the pain.
• The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops.
• When I was younger I remember watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race.
• To get a rainbow you have to go through the rain, but to get true love you have to go through the pain.
• Rain makes a heart GO Romantic.
• This rain makes me miss you even more.. awww. 🙁
• Every heartache will fade away, just like every storm runs out of rain.
• Sometimes YOU Win Sometimes You Lose Sometimes It Rains. 🙂
• Lets cuddle on a rainy day Watch Old movies and make out.
• Let the rain wash away All the pain of Yesterday.
• I love it when it Rains.
• Some feels the Rain, Others just get Wet.
• My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain..
• LET IT RAIN OVER ME.
• RAIN!!!! 🙂 I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around… I call it rain dancing.

Relationship Status

• If you want a long term relationship. Follow the simple rule Never Lie…
• Learn The Wisdom Of Compromise.
• Lets be lovers tonight, and go back to being best friends tomorrow.
• Relations are not exams so y cheat 🙁
• Relationships should have the determination on like SANDAL WOOD…which never loses its fragrance even if its broken into thousands pieces..!!
• Relationship cycle: Strangers – Friends – Close Friends – Crush – Relationship – Heartbroken – Strangers.
• Cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is probably the best feeling in a relationship!!!
• Make a relation with someone, who is not only proud to have you; but will take every risk just to be with you .
• When Nails are Growing, We Cut our Nails, Not Fingers… similarly, When Ego Start Rising, we should cut Ego, Not Relations
• Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
• Look into my eyes for one moment, and then you will realize how much you mean to me.
• Who better to share your dreams with than the person you dream about?
• Any Great relationship is based on two important things. First is to find out the similarities, n second is to respect the differences.
• If you are in a relationship. Flirting is CHEATING.
• People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is!
• A final “FULL STOP” is Much better than those Painful “SEMI COLONS” in a Relationship..!!
• For someone who is suppose to be “just friends” why do I always get butterflies in my stomach when you smile at me.
• I used to think that if I loved you enough you would realize it and love me back, but I can only love so much for so long.
• After all this time you still have this amazing power to make me feel absolutely crazy each time I see you.
• I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.

Sad Status ?

• I hate it when crying is the only way to feel better.
• Out of all lies you have told.. Was my favorite.
• Silence is the most powerful SCREAM.
• The most painful memory. When I walked away and you let me go.
• One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be forgotten by someone they will never forget.
• Life is short, there is no time to leave important words UNSAID.
• One day, you will wake up realizing how much I mean to you. When that day comes, I might have woken up with someone else.
• I was your cure and you were my disease. I was saving you, and you were killing me.
• I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.
• Let no one think I gave in.
• I always found the right one on wrong time.
• The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up.
• My silence is just another word for my PAIN.
• I am not just another toy you can play with wen all your other toys are broken.
• I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
• The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.
• I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
• Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.
• The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.
• I want you to be FREE, but i can watch you SOAR away from me.

School Status

• Be quiet in the classroom to respect the fact that others are sleeping.
• Saying you “understand” just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea.
• Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
• Sign above the classroom clock during exams: “TIME WILL PASS, WILL YOU..???
• The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.
• No one can look back schooldays and say that they were unhappy.
• Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
• Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ??
• There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and august.
• That moment you think you have finish the test and then realise you skipped a page..
• That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt..
• You are the reason i wake up every morning lol just kidding i have a school.
• What Did You Get On The Test? “98, you?” “48” Awkward..
• That annoying moment at class when everybody seem to understand everything, except you.
• I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School.
• That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..
• Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help. Sincerely, Student
• I would love to see the “pretty girls” in my school remove their make up.
• Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.
• Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when i look back.. Marks never make me laugh but memories do.

Selfie Status

• A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
• Silly me
• Real men don’t take selfies
• Fresh out of the shower, no make u
• Silly girls are the best
• Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.
• We were so young and in love
• Give me some space
• OMG, look at my selfie
• Being silly with the girls
• Take a ride on my energy
• I graduated from the university of selfies
• Time to party, ladies
• These are the seasons of emotion
• Will you be my date?
• You have every right to a beautiful life
• Best. Selfie. Ever.
• But first, let me take a selfie
• Why so serious?
• Under construction

Selfish Status

• Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
• Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.
• I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
• As long as I feel like this we cant be friends… selfish but its the truth.
• Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So fill it with people worth remembering..
• One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
• To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming..
• Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant.
• Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure.
• Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.
• The world is not fair, and often fools, cowards, liars and the selfish hide in high places.
• Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.
• All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.
• One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
• As long as I feel like this we cant be friends…selfish but its the truth.
• The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
• The selfish spirit of commerce knows no country, and feels no passion of principle but that of gain.
• Being Sorry IS The Highest Act OF Selfishness, Seeing WORTH only After Discarding It.
• Glory built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt..

Shopping Status

• My motto in life, “Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!”
• Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money
• Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!
• Life really is all down-hill once you get to big too ride in the shopping cart anymore isnt it??
• I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
• I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!
• Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
• Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
• Online dating is like shopping for a car online… show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
• For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
• When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
• Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.
• Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.
• “I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again…” – Said by no girl ever.
• How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
• Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.
• Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
• I wanna go shopping.
• Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.

Sick Status

• Love me. I am feeling sick.
• The most poetical thing in the world is not being sick.
• I feel physically sick when thinking about all the work i have to do. projects, assignments, exam revision. ugh shoot me.
• To be real sometimes is the worst pain.
• Being sick is your bodies way of saying
• The more alien that you make your environment, the more likely it is that you will be sick.
• In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
• Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
• Death was near, he felt it. Death reached through his swimming, disordered mind and he felt its cold hand clutching his heart.
• Get well soon.
• Augusten very distant tonight. Probably because of my games.
• If kindness is a disease, caring is a syndrome, and love is a virus then I am deeply ill because I cannot find a better cure than you.
• In order to change, we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
• Be not sick too late, nor well too soon.
• The fact that we are living does not mean we are not sick.
• Other than terrible, sick.
• Worrying about getting sick can make you sick.
• Is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!
• Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
• I felt dead and sick inside.

Single Status

• Guys are like parking spots… all the good ones are taken, but all the free ones are handicapped.
• I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl. I was taught to give my used toys to the less fortunate! Have fun I, got rid of them for a reason!
• Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never s3xy.s3xy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality. “S3x and the City”
• In NEED of a F..bad.. buddy 😉
• You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. 😉
• Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas.
• *ahem* May I have your attention please? I have an announcement to make. I am single&looking! I repeat I am single&looking! Thank you that is all!
• loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please 😉
• No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
• totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED ..
• Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.
• Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart
• Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free.
• What would you say if i asked you out? Put this as your status an see what people say.
• Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies. – S3x in the City
• I F..bad..ing hate being single! it sucks! > :pI
• Tempt me. I dare you!
• I just want someone who holds me tight ,and keeps me safe and warm while i sleep, to make me feel loved, and never puts me down, know is that to much to ask?
• Loves being single and not having to answer to anybody, doing what ya want, who ya want, when ya want!!!
• Single? No, I am just inRelation ship with FREEDOM.

Sister Status

• In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
• Our path may change as life goes along, but the bond between us remains ever strong. I miss you my sister.
• A Loyal Sister IS Worth A Thousand Friends.
• Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart – oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape – of your sister. – Katherine Mansfield
• To have a loving relationship with a sister is not simply to have a buddy or a confident — it is to have a soulmate for life. – Victoria Secunda
• Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet. – Vietnamese Proverb
• Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero. Happy Raksha Bandhan everyone.. stay blessed..
• My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.
• Rakhi is a perfect time to tell you just how special you are and how much you mean to me! Wish you all the peace, prosperity and success on this Raksha Bandhan.
• Having my sister around can make the difference between heaven and hell.
• We have the sister sayings that will make you nod in agreement about how annoying sisters can be.
• Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
• Having a sister is like having a best friend for life.
• A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
• Because i have a sister i will always have a friend..
• Sister and Friend two words that mean the same.
• Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister. – Alice Walker
• I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.
• Sister and Best Friend – Two words that mean the same.
• I Love MY Sister because She Cares Meee

Smart Status

• Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
• I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S
• life is full of d disappointments!
• Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
• Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
• Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
• ___ have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend – is it just another co-incidence.
• My a*sh0le is not talking to me eversince i called you one
• The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Sally Berger
• I desperately need a fixed income – Mine is broken
• TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
• To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money
• It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..
• The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.
• Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
• after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.
• Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
• I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!
• Smartness is a perfect beauty.
• A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up

Smile Status

• Never regret something that once made you smile.
• One day i caught myself smiling for no reason… then i realized i was thinking of you ..
• If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
• Wear a smile – one size fits all.
• A smile takes a moment, but the memory of it lasts forever.
• It only takes one smile to stop one thousand tears.
• When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.
• She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
• Be happy with the little you have. There are some people with nothing who still manage to smile.
• Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
• Peace begins with a smile.
• A smile confuses an approaching frown.
• Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
• A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
• People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
• Never lose site of who you are, always remember the reason you are smiling today. Count your blessings for been the gift to smile.
• Everyone smiles in the same language. 11.
• Smile is the way to solve many problems, and silence is the way to avoid many problems.
• A smile can brighten the darkest day.
• Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems.

Sorry Status

• I am sorry for felling sorry.
• I have learned that sometimes SORRY is not enough. You actually have to change yourself.
• Never let the sun go down on your anger. You might not get the light of a new day to say I am sorry.
• I feel sorry for the person who write terms and contitions no body read that.
• It takes a strong person to say sorry.. and an even stronger person to forgive.
• Saying sorry was the biggest strength!
• I am not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.
• I am sorry for being my self and im sorry for you and your greedy ways.
• Thinks SORRY should be removed from the dictionary because its OVER used and has NO meaning.
• It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
• Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in the moment of angery.
• You can only put on a fake smile for so long.. then the truth starts to be revealed
• When i look at you i think that we should be together but when we are i screw it up and i am sorry
• Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth But its the Cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called Relationship!
• Hope things go back to the way they used to be.
• Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
• If you keep saying sorry but do the same thing over and over again then saying sorry just becomes another lie!
• Sees the character of a person in the strength of their apology.
• I know what i did to lose you.. and im SO sorry. I didnt mean it.. I was blinded..Blinded by my anger please forgive me.
• I admit I made a mistake Over stepping some boundaries which made me look fake. I always said I would never do the things I did, and that is the reason it is so hard for you to.

Study Status

• Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.
• Every burned book enlightens the world.
• I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
• Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me.
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
• Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
• Science does not know its debt to imagination.
• If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• God created the living to worship him.. well no one is worshiping me.
• You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
• If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
• Although I know trust can get you killed, love can leave you hurt, and being real can result in hatred, I still aim for all three.
• Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
• The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Self-trust is the first secret of success.
• Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Style Status

• ➤ Beauty Status
• Style is very personal. It may not have much to do with fashion. Fashion keeps changing.. Style is eternal!!
• Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
• Simple will always be in style.
• Fashion is instant language. – Miuccia Prada
• Beauty is power, a smile is its sword. – Charles Reade
• A sense of humor will never go out of style.
• The difference between style and fashion is quality. – Giorgio Armani
• Fashion passe, style is eternal.
• Elegance is the only beauty that never fades. – Audrey Hepburn
• Create your own visual style.. let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
• Opening the door for a lady is not optional, and will never go out of style.
• The fashionable woman wears clothes. The clothes don’t wear her. – Mary Quant
• Fake is the latest style, and a lot of people seems to be wearing it.
• Being happy never goes out of style.
• Delete the negative, accentuate the positive! – Donna Karan
• Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. – Edna Woolman Chase
• I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
• Style is a simple way of saying complicated things.
• My attitude my style.

Summer Status

• A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
• I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
• Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
• Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi
• I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
• Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
• Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.. ! 😉
• Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se..
• Dear Garmi.. Plz thori Narmi.. 🙂
• I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
• Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly..
• Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf
• A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
• Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
• Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand…hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
• Summer should get a speeding ticket.
• Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. Lots of makhian!
• Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

Sunday Status

• Loves Sundays and being lazy.. Then Monday comes and things get crazy!
• Sunday already, now where is the weekend remote so I can hit the rewind button.
• Sunday clears the rust of the whole week.
• Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
• FRIDAY one of the most beautiful words in the English language, followed closely by SATURDAY and SUNDAY. Happy Friday and Happy Weekend to all.
• A Sunday well-spent brings a week of content.
• As Laughing Friday cry on Sunday.
• Sunday, good day, good work, Typhoon haired snake.
• Thinks Sunday should be 48 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday.
• Wishes that Sundays came with a pause button!
• On Sunday, we exchange the troubles of the week against Boredom.
• Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
• What better way to spend Sunday than remembering the One who made it possible for us to be here at all. Praise the Lord!
• Three of the worst words to hear.. Tomorrow is Monday.
• A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
• It takes centuries to tolerate idleness idleness Sunday.
• Do not let Sunday be taken from you If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
• The hand Saturday, holds a broom is that Sunday caress best.
• Day by day getting closer to irritating summer.
• Sunday is my official LAZY DAY.

Sweet Status

• Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
• Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent. That is why I am always calm and quiet.
• Love is like a baby, it needs to be treated gently.
• Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again.
• People say me wrong. Trust me I am the worst.
• Forever is a long time, But, I wouldnt mind spending it by your side.
• I dint change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
• Heaven is a place on Earth when you are around.
• Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
• The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
• Some may call it destiny and some may call it meant to be. But I just call it you and me.
• I am sorry my fault. I forgot you are an idiot.
• My attitude depends on the people in front of me.
• Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
• Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
• My attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
• I will always try my best for you sweet heart.
• Beautiful lies in face not in mind.
• You know someone means a lot to you when their mood can easily affect yours.
• The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Technology Status

• User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
• Better to be a geek than an idiot.
• Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.
• You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.
• If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
• Artificial Intelligence usually beats natural stupidity.
• Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
• why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
• Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
• Failure comes only with Windows bundle.
• Unidentified Person Detected.
• iPod – small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.
• Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
• Travel to life is like css to html.
• We are living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.
• Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.
• Knowing when your addicted to technology is when your on your laptop and cell phone together and checking them both.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Thank you Status

• Just want to THANK ALL OF YOU for making me feel special on my Birthday, Love You Guys!
• I could never be a member of a single party. I want the best of all worlds, thank you.
• thanks to my family and friends who made my day more special than it is with your wishes. I am thankful to god for the years he has given me to be wiser in life
• To my friends thank you for being there for me.
• It is not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy.
• Thank you for your lovely wishes it brought smiles to my eyes.
• Thank you for listening to me.
• Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos.
• Thank you for being my friend.
• Thank you for life, and all the little ups and downs that make it worth living.
• I wish I could tell someone how thankful I am for them because they helped me smile through the tears when I was falling apart. Thank you.
• Thank you for staying by my side even though it tried to push you away.
• Wishes to thank all my family and friends Who stopped by to show me love today. You have all made this an amazing day! Thank you all so very much. I love you <3
• A warm thank you.. For all that you do for me.
• Thank you god for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.
• For your patience and caring, i just want to say: “Thank you”.
• I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
• Thanks for your support and understanding.
• To say thank you, is in recognition of humanity.God, i want to take a minute to simply say: “thank you for all i have”.

Though Status

• says people only see what i want them to see and only a few know the real me
• When a store hangs a sign that says, “No Shirt, No Shoes = No service
• Sometimes, on the road of life, we must lose ourselves to find our way..
• People are in our lives for a second, a minute, a season or a lifetime. You never know which one it will be, so make the most of it.
• is not impressed with what you drive, how you dress, your looks, what you do for a living or who you know. Your character is what matters.
• Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
• Common Courtesy is like Common Sense: No longer common.
• BEING A PARENT IS FOR LIFE!! not until the relationship with the other parent breaks down.
• your heart can break.
• thinks the world would be a much better place if people would think as much as they talk, because it seems people “know it all” without knowing much at all.
• Behind every untrusting girl, is someone who taught their to be that way. 🙂
• When I was born god gave me 2 choices..1 I could either have a great memory OR be great in bed.Shit! Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya…
• Every question have an answer but somtime that answer again becomes a question.
• Present is experiment.
• Once upon a time, love and friendship met. Love asked, Why do you exist when I already exist? Friendship smiled and said,To put a smile where you leave tears
• Wat Do U Think Of Me?
• No one can stop you from thinking the way you do.
• If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?
• Complete the sentence: I miss back when…
• Amazing how saying nothing says everything.

Time Status

• Suspect each moment, for it is a thief, tiptoeing away with more than it brings.
• Time decides who you meet in life, the heart decides who you want in your life, but behavior decides who will stay in your life.
• Time proves things
• Time is the measurer of all things, but is itself immeasurable, and the grand discloser of all things, but is itself undisclosed.
• Whenever I look into your eyes and you look into mine, I wish time would stop so that moment would last forever.
• Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
• No matter how busy you are, you must take time to make the other person feel important.
• Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
• Time: a great engraver, or eraser.
• Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind.
• Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.
• Time with friends is never wasted time.
• Clocks slay time.. time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
• Making time for the ones u love can make all the difference in the world!
• Time is money.
• Always in motion is the future.
• Lost time is never found again.
• Time heals all wounds. Scars remind us not to do the really painful things again.
• We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
• NEVER beg anyone for their time, if you are important enough to them they will always MAKE time for you!

Tired Status

• I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny.
• conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
• If you get tired of everything in life, learn to rest, not to quit.
• Life is one long process of getting tired.
• I am tired of being tired and talking about how tired I am.
• Even the most caring people can get tired of being taken for granted.
• You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
• TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking.
• No amount of sleep in the world could cure the tiredness i feel.
• Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
• Even when you have every right to be tired of everything, Never be tired of living.
• Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.
• No amount of sleep in the world could cure the tiredness I feel.
• No one ever gets tired of loving. They just get tired of waiting, apologizing, getting disappointed and being hurt.
• Keep smiling.. And one day life will get tired of upsetting you.
• The best things in history are accomplished by people who get tired of being shoved around.
• Dear sleep, i know we had problems when i was younger… but i love you now.
• When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago
• In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
• I want to live, not just to survive.

True Status

• We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.Some lessons are painful, some are painless.. but, all are priceless?
• Thinking holds what you feel, feeling drives what we think.
• The PAST cannot be changes, forgotten. Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.
• Wow, That guy in the skinny jeans looks super s3xy and manly! Said no one ever.
• 100% of the people that talk shit about your life, have shittier lives than you.
• even try anything to do for the person.
• Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
• We Have To Leave The Pain.
• Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trust you the least.
• The total number of commercials I watch before online videos is roughly equal to the total number of commercials I USED to watch on TV.
• Some promises are always unbroken.. some memories are always unwritten..feelthe magic of true relation n u will realize that true feelings are always unspoken.
• Lost time is never found again.
• Life goes on with or without you!
• Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.
• Being tough is easy. Being vulnerable is hard.
• The hardest things to get are usually the easiest to lose.
• Smile and let everyone know that today, you?re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
• Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know.
• My ex always look so good when I run into her, but no amount of hot can cover up crazy.
• Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.

Trust Status

• I trust you.. is a better compliment than “I love you” because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust..
• Trust is the first step of any relationship.
• Trust is something very powerful as it can make a relation terrible or wonderful depending on the person you are trusting.
• Love many, Trust few, But always paddle your own canoe!
• Without trust you have nothing.
• Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller with every mistake.
• Trust takes years to build.. But seconds to shatter.
• It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. – Samuel Johnson
• Whenever the people are well- informed, they can be trusted with their own government. – Thomas Jefferson
• Never trust anyone until they have proven to you that they can be trusted.
• Trust everybody, but cut the cards. – Finley Peter Dunne
• Trust is like a boomerang, once you throw it to someone, it will sooner or later return to you.
• Trust was as painful as love.- Nicole Williams
• Trust no-one. Even your shadow leaves you in darkness!
• None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. – Paulo Coelho
• Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect there is no LOVE. Without trust there is no reason to continue.
• Trust, but verify.
• Trust, but reserved.
• Trust is like a mirror, once its broken its never the same.
• Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

Unique Status

• We find out how strong we really are, not when things are going well, but when they are not.
• A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
• It looks like you need a man in your life. How about me?
• Sometimes, all i need is for you to be there. but even then, you still disappoint me.
• Make Environment Friendly, Remove Plastic Smiles…
• GOD has a bigger plan for me than I have for myself.
• Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
• Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
• If you lower your expectations, you limit your disappointment.
• Sometimes we do everything right but still lose.
• As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
• Many people have caught my eye but only you have caught my heart.
• Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
• Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
• My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
• Sometimes, The Wrong Choices Take Us To The Right Places.
• Dear homework, you are unattractive, there for, I cannot do you.
• The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
• When the rich make war it is the poor that die.
• I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…

Weekend Status

• Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos!
• Alcohol is never the answer. Unless someone asked me, “What are you doing this weekend?”
• I wish I could just stay in bed until the weekend.
• I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.
• If my employer were more democratic than communist, they might allow us to vote on making Wednesday part of the “mid-week weekend” incentive program that I just made up. I vote “aye”
• Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away. ):
• You had all weekend to do your homework! Um, sorry I have a life.
• I wish weekend never end.
• Dear Weekend, stay here with me forever.
• I just want to have a weekend without worrying about my homework, studying, and school.
• Dear Weekend, I Love You.
• Kandy is wishing everyone an egg-stra special Easter weekend..
• Dear guy I like, I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous. Sincerely, Are will you gonna be go doing things on this weekend?
• I wish life had a rewind button then we could redo this weekend.
• Studies have shown that people feel better and are physically healthier during the weekend.
• First 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
• My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said “any bar I walk into!!!”
• Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed.
• Working for the weekend, like everybody.
• Hello weekend, i have missed you.

Whatsapp Status

• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
• Life is Short – Chat Fast!
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
• Person you love is 72.8% water.
• We become what we think about.
• You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
• my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
• Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
• If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
• No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
• Quiet people have the loudest minds.
• God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well… we all make mistakes.
• Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone. 😉
• Nothing is over until you stop trying.

Wife Status

• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops 🙂
• Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops 🙂
• Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one work? 🙂
• We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
• My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
• A successful marriage requires Falling In love Many times, ALWAYS With The Same person.
• All girls are DEVIL but my wife is QUEEN… Of all of them 🙂
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
• Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever
• Even my child started to walk without any support, nut my wife still holds my hand while walking.
• I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
• If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
• Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
• My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I fell in love with her and what is more, I have never fallen out.
• A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• When a woman loves you from the deepest pit of her heart then no matter how much she fights with you… when the time comes she can fight the world for you…
• A good husband makes a good wife.
• No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
• Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, room, dinning room, patio.

Winter Status

• This weather is almost colder than my heart.
• Winter arive pack your t-shirts 🙂
• I thought to just chill out this winter but now I m actually chilling.
• Nothing burns like the cold.
• In this season of WHITE and GRAY may my wishes add warmth to your days Happy Winter Season.
• likes the smell of burning wood… winter is here!
• I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff. ❄
• That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.
• does anyone else feel that in the winter you are all of a sudden interested with the weather..
• Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
• Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
• Winter always turns into spring.
• A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
• Wearing a sweater to bed in the winter ❤
• *Winter* Couples: We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me: *stares at pillow* You love me right?
• Time for gym becoz winter is out their.
• Hi December I am so ready for Christmas movies and Christmas Songs and snow and all that other sappy amazing Winter stuff. ❄
• Winter, Winter go away, come again another day…I need some sun, I need some sand, I need an island and a one night stand!!
• Dear Sardiiiiiii, Itani be-dardi :-O 😛 😛
• I love fall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!

Wise Status

• Got to have big hopes before you capture your dreams.
• Sometimes the right one for you is the one who was there the whole time.
• Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
• Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
• Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try…..
• Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
• You will always meet problems in life. If you can handle it well, it will make you stronger.
• The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.
• The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
• Great things never come from comfort zones.
• We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
• Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.
• Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
• Some of the best lessons we ever learn we learn from our mistakes and failures. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.
• Life is too short to waste your time on people that treat you bad, so give your love to the people who deserve it and treat you the way you should be treated!
• Words can change your feeling. But actions can change your whole life.
• Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had..
• Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.
• Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain
• Our dreams inspire us to live life to the fullest, our sorrows guide us in learning and accepting who we are, wisdom is what we achieve from experiencing both.

Work Status

• Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.
• I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.
• The only reason I go to work is for the money.
• Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.
• Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?
• The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.
• Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
• Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
• Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.
• I have this thing called a job…
• I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.
• Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.
• All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.
• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
• All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.
• These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?
• Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.
• Hi ho, hi ho.. off to work I go.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
• All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.